damn you tumblr for taking away my nice quality :(
My parents accused me of being a liar. So I looked them straight in the eye and said, “Tooth Fairy, Santa Clause, Easter Bunny.” And walked away like a boss.
Creeper: Hey, get in the van, I have candy.
Me: Wow, dude. Get a life.
Creeper: I also have nutella and bacon.
Me: WAIT DON’T LEAVE ME.
I wish I was alive during the generation of when guys threw rocks at your window, they wrote you love letters, they serenaded you, and you would get phone calls, but I’m stuck with getting poked on facebook, sharing videos on youtube, and one worded text messages.
